Burn dust. And eat my rubber!
How I’ll feel once finals are over lol
We needed a coffin—er, uh, a tree…
…Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here…with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?…
My favorite part of the Holiday season is almost upon us!
Also, Dane Davenport is a god amongst insects on these posters. Look at that one! The little lights are twinkling, Clark!
Can’t see the line, can you tumblr?
Lmao this movie. How are there not more posts?